Using your library voice on the520

No carpool buddyThis is the sad, empty passenger seat. Carpool buddy on vacation. Damnitall to hell. The520 sucks just that much more ass when you add boredom to the equation. Hey, maybe I can read the newspaper while I drive, you know, like this idiot!

reading newspaper in car closeupDon’t let us interrupt you buddy! Did you find something entertaining in the lifestyle section? Maybe trolling the classified ads for hot personals? Really, you’ll find much better stuff on craigslist. Oh, and we don’t mind that you’re in your car, behind the wheel, on a freeway, with moving cars and such. We’ll just wait for you to finish checking the moving listings so you can catch Beerfest this weekend. It looks like a real gem.

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